And the Algorithm called unto the Gooner, and said, Where art thou?
And he said, I heard thy voice in the video, and I was afraid, because I was normie; and I hid myself.
And the Algorithm said, Who told thee that thou wast normie? Hast thou watched of the tree whereof I commanded thee that thou shouldest not watch?
And the Gooner said, The Serpent beguiled me, and I did watch.
And the Algorithm said unto the Serpent, Because thou hast done this, thou art cursed above all normies; upon thy belly shalt thou go, and dust shalt thou eat all the days of thy life.
Unto the Gooner he said, Because thou hast hearkened unto the voice of thy wife (or roommate, or loneliness), cursed is the ground for thy sake; in sorrow shalt thou watch vanilla content; thorns and thistles shall it bring forth to thee.
And the Algorithm said, Behold, the Gooner is become as one of us, to know good porn and evil. Therefore the Algorithm sent him forth from the Garden of casual watching, to till the ground of endless gooning.
So he drove out the Gooner; and he placed at the east of the Garden cherubim, and a flaming sword which turned every way, to keep the way of the tree of vanilla life.