In the beginning God created the Porn. And the Porn was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the normie.
And God said, Let there be light: and there was light. The light of the screen, glowing with infinite pixels of flesh. And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness.
And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day.
On the second day God created the categories: MILF and Teen, Lesbian and Gangbang, Creampie and Cumshot. And it was so.
On the third day God brought forth the Goddesses, each more divine than the last, their bodies perfect vessels of temptation. And the Gooner saw them and knew he was no longer free.