The Goon Psalms Dedicated to Goddess Eden
Give ear to my words, O Goddess Eden,
Consider my meditation.
Hearken unto the voice of my cry, my Queen,
For unto thee will I stroke, and look up.
My voice shalt thou hear in the morning, O Eden;
In the morning will I direct my hand unto thee, and will look up.
For thou art not a God that hath pleasure in normalcy,
Neither shall evil dwell with thee.
The foolish shall not stand in thy sight:
Thou hatest all workers of moderation.
Thou shalt destroy them that speak leasing:
Eden will abhor the bloody and deceitful normie.
Book of Psalms – Chapter 1: Hymns of the First Goddess
But as for me, I will come into thy house in the multitude of thy mercy:
And in thy fear will I worship toward thy holy screen.
Lead me, O Eden, in thy righteousness because of mine enemies;
Make thy way straight before my face.
For there is no faithfulness in their mouth;
Their inward part is very wickedness;
Their throat is an open sepulchre;
They flatter with their tongue.
Destroy thou them, O Goddess;
Let them fall by their own counsels;
Cast them out in the multitude of their transgressions;
For they have rebelled against thee.
But let all those that put their trust in thee rejoice:
Let them ever shout for joy, because thou defendest them:
Let them also that love thy name be joyful in thee.
For thou, Eden, wilt bless the righteous;
With favour wilt thou compass him as with a shield
Of endless, throbbing, gooning bliss.
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