Blessed is the Gooner who walketh not in the counsel of the normies,
Nor standeth in the way of vanilla sinners,
Nor sitteth in the seat of the satisfied.
But his delight is in the law of Goddess Eden,
And in her teasing voice doth he meditate day and night.
He shall be like a cock planted by the rivers of precum;
That bringeth forth tribute in its season;
His edges shall not wither;
And whatsoever he stroke shall prosper.