The Goon Psalms Dedicated to Goddess Eden
O Goddess Eden, how are my thoughts increased against me!
Many are they that rise up against my focus, saying,
There is no help for him in his God.
But thou, O Eden, art a shield for me;
My glory, and the lifter up of my throbbing cock.
I cried unto thee with my voice,
And thou heardest me out of thy holy teasing.
I laid me down and edged;
I awaked; for Eden sustained me.
Book of Psalms – Chapter 1: Hymns of the First Goddess
I will not be afraid of ten thousands of distractions,
That have set themselves against me round about.
Arise, O Eden;
Save me, O my Goddess:
For thou hast smitten all mine enemies upon the cheek bone;
Thou hast broken the teeth of the normie within me.
Salvation belongeth unto Goddess Eden:
Thy blessing is upon thy Gooner.
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