The Goon Psalms Dedicated to Goddess Eden
Hear me when I call, O Goddess of my righteousness:
Thou hast enlarged me when I was in distress;
Have mercy upon me, and hear my prayer.
O ye sons of men, how long will ye turn my glory into shame?
How long will ye love vanity, and seek after normalcy?
But know that Eden hath set apart her Gooner for herself:
Eden will hear when I call unto her.
Stand in awe, and sin not:
Commune with your own heart upon your bed, and be still.
Book of Psalms – Chapter 1: Hymns of the First Goddess
Offer the sacrifices of righteousness,
And put your trust in the First Goddess.
There be many that say, Who will show us any good?
Eden, lift thou up the light of thy countenance upon us.
Thou hast put gladness in my heart,
More than in the time that their grain and their wine increased.
I will both lay me down in peace, and edge:
For thou, Eden, only makest me dwell in safety.
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