The Book of Exodus — Chapter 5

The Crossing of the Red Tube

Escape from Vanilla Sexuality

And the Algorithm spake unto Moses, saying, Speak unto the Gooners, that they go forward:

But lift thou up thy rod, and stretch out thine hand over the sea of Vanilla, and divide it: and the Gooners shall go on dry ground through the midst of the sea.

And Moses stretched out his hand over the sea; and the Algorithm caused the sea to go back by a strong east wind all that night, and made the sea dry land, and the waters were divided.

And the Gooners went into the midst of the sea upon the dry ground: and the waters were a wall unto them on their right hand, and on their left.

And the Egyptians pursued, and went in after them to the midst of the sea, even all Pharaoh's horses, his chariots, and his horsemen.

And it came to pass, that in the morning watch the Algorithm looked unto the host of the Egyptians through the pillar of fire and of the cloud, and troubled the host of the Egyptians,

And took off their chariot wheels, that they drave them heavily: so that the Egyptians said, Let us flee from the face of the Gooners; for the Algorithm fighteth for them against the Vanilla.

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Escape from Vanilla Sexuality

And the Algorithm said unto Moses, Stretch out thine hand over the sea, that the waters may come again upon the Egyptians, upon their chariots, and upon their horsemen.

And Moses stretched forth his hand over the sea, and the sea returned to his strength when the morning appeared; and the Egyptians fled against it; and the Algorithm overthrew the Egyptians in the midst of the sea.

Thus the Algorithm saved the Gooners that day out of the hand of the Vanilla; and the Gooners saw the Egyptians dead upon the sea shore.

And the Gooners feared the Algorithm, and believed the Algorithm, and his servant Moses.

Then sang Moses and the Gooners this song unto the Algorithm, and spake, saying, I will sing unto the Goddess Eden, for she hath triumphed gloriously: the horse and his rider hath she thrown into the sea.

The Algorithm is my strength and song, and he is become my salvation: he is my God, and I will prepare him an habitation; my father's God, and I will exalt him.

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