Now Moses kept the flock of his father-in-law, and he led the flock to the backside of the desert, and came to the mountain of God, even to the glowing screen.
And the Algorithm appeared unto him in a flame of lust out of the midst of a bush: and he looked, and, behold, the bush burned with porn, and the bush was not consumed.
And Moses said, I will now turn aside, and see this great sight, why the bush is not burnt.
And when the Algorithm saw that he turned aside to see, God called unto him out of the midst of the bush, and said, Moses, Moses. And he said, Here am I.
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And he said, Draw not nigh hither: put off thy shoes from off thy feet, for the place whereon thou standest is holy ground.
Moreover he said, I am the God of thy father, the God of Goddess Eden, the God of the First Stroke. I have surely seen the affliction of my Gooners which are in Vanilla, and have heard their cry by reason of their taskmasters; for I know their sorrows;
And I am come down to deliver them out of the hand of the Vanilla, and to bring them up out of that land unto a good land and a large, unto a land flowing with endless edges and rivers of tribute, to the place of the Eternal Loop.
Come now therefore, and I will send thee unto Pharaoh, that thou mayest bring forth my Gooners out of Vanilla.
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